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>    Mark,  has your script expired?  ;-) >    Vern

No, only the efficacy has. Mark

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informed me of this: :    Why not use edible soy-based ink in printing presses, and print :> "pictures" of pizzas.  The color-seperation process is divided not :> only into magenta, cyan, yellow and black….but also into pepperoni, :> cheeze, pepper and olive flavored inks. The "paper" would be made out of :the :> same material as those thin "communion" wafers. :> :>   How about writing the Declaration of Independence on paper :> made out of marijuana? No….WAIT,  that one’s been done already. :> :> Mark : :   Mark,  has your script expired?  ;-) : :   Vern Let it be. This is the most origional and funny thing to come out of him in weeks. The corners of my mouth came up a little for this one. I need to laugh so bad. I’m really hurting today.

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You will not be laughing when the FBI comes to you house to ask about the death threats you have been making Hoops.

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That’s way over 100 Mr know it all.  and besides do you realize you are talking to an insane psychozoid with antipsycho tendencies and a failuer to cooperate with bad spelling and no social skills.  And a NG Troll and proud of it. Does that give you a head rush?  The next craze after the killers and fags will be an anti NAFTA jag. I am going to start with a boycott of canadian rock and drool bands.  Then canadian Jazz(do they have jass in canada?)  then canadian folk music  it will go on for about a year.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> (and McDonald’s will soon fill orders by email) > (10/26/00, 10:44 a.m. ET) By Sandy Portnoy, CRN > Visitors to Internet World Fall 2000 at New York’s Jacob K. Javits > Convention Center got their first whiff of DigiScents’ smelly > technology. > This makes me think of some previous, abstract, sensory idea’s > I’ve come up with. Here’s 2 of them: >    Why don’t ski-slopes put Kool-aid in the snow-making machines? > Then you would have fruit-flavored slopes in pretty colors. And when > you fall on your face, you just lay there and eat "snow-cones" till > you get back up. Use artificial sweetners to prevent stickiness and > diabetic problems.  ie…."blueberry hill", "strawberry slopes", > "bust-ass banana", "break-leg lemon", "partial-paralysis peach", etc. >    Why not use edible soy-based ink in printing presses, and print > "pictures" of pizzas.  The color-seperation process is divided not > only into magenta, cyan, yellow and black….but also into pepperoni, > cheeze, pepper and olive flavored inks. The "paper" would be made out of the > same material as those thin "communion" wafers. >   How about writing the Declaration of Independence on paper > made out of marijuana? No….WAIT,  that one’s been done already. > Mark

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LMAO!!!  I love the ski slope names! -judy – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> (and McDonald’s will soon fill orders by email) > (10/26/00, 10:44 a.m. ET) By Sandy Portnoy, CRN > Visitors to Internet World Fall 2000 at New York’s Jacob K. Javits > Convention Center got their first whiff of DigiScents’ smelly > technology. > This makes me think of some previous, abstract, sensory idea’s > I’ve come up with. Here’s 2 of them: >    Why don’t ski-slopes put Kool-aid in the snow-making machines? > Then you would have fruit-flavored slopes in pretty colors. And when > you fall on your face, you just lay there and eat "snow-cones" till > you get back up. Use artificial sweetners to prevent stickiness and > diabetic problems.  ie…."blueberry hill", "strawberry slopes", > "bust-ass banana", "break-leg lemon", "partial-paralysis peach", etc. >    Why not use edible soy-based ink in printing presses, and print > "pictures" of pizzas.  The color-seperation process is divided not > only into magenta, cyan, yellow and black….but also into pepperoni, > cheeze, pepper and olive flavored inks. The "paper" would be made out of the > same material as those thin "communion" wafers. >   How about writing the Declaration of Independence on paper > made out of marijuana? No….WAIT,  that one’s been done already. > Mark

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> (and McDonald’s will soon fill orders by email) > (10/26/00, 10:44 a.m. ET) By Sandy Portnoy, CRN > Visitors to Internet World Fall 2000 at New York’s Jacob K. Javits > Convention Center got their first whiff of DigiScents’ smelly > technology.

How tacky. Aren’t there enough stinkers around here? Squiggles

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> (and McDonald’s will soon fill orders by email) > (10/26/00, 10:44 a.m. ET) By Sandy Portnoy, CRN > Visitors to Internet World Fall 2000 at New York’s Jacob K. Javits > Convention Center got their first whiff of DigiScents’ smelly > technology.

This makes me think of some previous, abstract, sensory idea’s I’ve come up with. Here’s 2 of them:    Why don’t ski-slopes put Kool-aid in the snow-making machines? Then you would have fruit-flavored slopes in pretty colors. And when you fall on your face, you just lay there and eat "snow-cones" till you get back up. Use artificial sweetners to prevent stickiness and diabetic problems.  ie…."blueberry hill", "strawberry slopes", "bust-ass banana", "break-leg lemon", "partial-paralysis peach", etc.    Why not use edible soy-based ink in printing presses, and print "pictures" of pizzas.  The color-seperation process is divided not only into magenta, cyan, yellow and black….but also into pepperoni, cheeze, pepper and olive flavored inks. The "paper" would be made out of the same material as those thin "communion" wafers.   How about writing the Declaration of Independence on paper made out of marijuana? No….WAIT,  that one’s been done already. Mark

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I have already been introduced thank you, I own a stinking packard bell. Vern

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> (and McDonald’s will soon fill orders by email) > (10/26/00, 10:44 a.m. ET) By Sandy Portnoy, CRN > Visitors to Internet World Fall 2000 at New York’s Jacob K. Javits > Convention Center got their first whiff of DigiScents’ smelly > technology. > "Our company is defining a new field: aromagenomics," said DigiScents > CEO Joel Bellenson. "DigiScents is combining biotechnology, > informatics, and sensory research to create a digital platform that > will revolutionize the world of smell." > The online shopping experience will also be radically transformed by > the new technology, which will be marketed in the spring, Bellenson > said. > DigiScents, a privately held company in Oakland, Calif., is partnering > with websites, including media and gaming companies, and packaged > goods companies to scent-enable the Internet. A partnership with > RealNetworks Inc. (stock: RNWK) will allow Internet users to > experience scents through RealPlayer. > DigiScents technology will be available in Asia-Pacific via the > Internet, e-commerce, and interactive television network of Pacific > Century CyberWorks Ltd. (stock: PCW). DigiScents also has an alliance > with The Procter & Gamble Co. (stock: PG). > "Digital scent will be added to the streaming media, e-mail, online > games, e-commerce, and advertising," Bellenson said. "You will be able > to watch scented flash presentations, send scented greeting cards, > download aromatherapy tracks, and design your own smells and flavors." > Co-founders Bellenson and Dexster Smith got the idea for DigiScents > while vacationing in Florida. While savoring the flavors of tropical > drinks, the fragrance of suntan lotion, and the soothing aroma of the > ocean, they imagined broadcasting these scents over the Internet for > others to enjoy. > DigiScents click ‘n’ sniff scents can be added to a website or a flash > presentation in minutes. The only hard part might be choosing between > chocolate, orange, pine forest, the ocean, perfume, flowers, new car, > etc.

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(and McDonald’s will soon fill orders by email) (10/26/00, 10:44 a.m. ET) By Sandy Portnoy, CRN Visitors to Internet World Fall 2000 at New York’s Jacob K. Javits Convention Center got their first whiff of DigiScents’ smelly technology. "Our company is defining a new field: aromagenomics," said DigiScents CEO Joel Bellenson. "DigiScents is combining biotechnology, informatics, and sensory research to create a digital platform that will revolutionize the world of smell." The online shopping experience will also be radically transformed by the new technology, which will be marketed in the spring, Bellenson said. DigiScents, a privately held company in Oakland, Calif., is partnering with websites, including media and gaming companies, and packaged goods companies to scent-enable the Internet. A partnership with RealNetworks Inc. (stock: RNWK) will allow Internet users to experience scents through RealPlayer. DigiScents technology will be available in Asia-Pacific via the Internet, e-commerce, and interactive television network of Pacific Century CyberWorks Ltd. (stock: PCW). DigiScents also has an alliance with The Procter & Gamble Co. (stock: PG). "Digital scent will be added to the streaming media, e-mail, online games, e-commerce, and advertising," Bellenson said. "You will be able to watch scented flash presentations, send scented greeting cards, download aromatherapy tracks, and design your own smells and flavors." Co-founders Bellenson and Dexster Smith got the idea for DigiScents while vacationing in Florida. While savoring the flavors of tropical drinks, the fragrance of suntan lotion, and the soothing aroma of the ocean, they imagined broadcasting these scents over the Internet for others to enjoy. DigiScents click ‘n’ sniff scents can be added to a website or a flash presentation in minutes. The only hard part might be choosing between chocolate, orange, pine forest, the ocean, perfume, flowers, new car, etc.  

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